Why hasn't this been thought of before!

brilliant.

(thanks I have seen the whole of the internet)

I always wanted a bunkbed...

(a particularly disturbing post from My First Dictionary)

Holy Crap! Is that what Ukrainians do?

Thanks, girl from Ukraine, for actually having talent.

(thanks I have seen the whole of the internet)

Make me a sammich!

(brilliant post by Shipment of Fail)

Take that "corporate viral videos!"

A great example of an authentic viral video that throws some blows to the sad corporate attempts to go viral. 3,619,544 views when I last checked!

And a great example of an Ad Agency mistaking/correctly identifying edgy as crude and slightly disturbing. They took down their site and replaced it with this series of interconnected YouTube videos.

.... that said, they do have half a million views, so they're obviously not completely full of it.

(thanks Laughing Squid)

Synesthesia

Clever elucidation of the phenomena.

(thanks Presurfer)

Here's an e-card... you bastid

Sometimes you gotta tell it like it is....

Today's word is List

(thanks My first dictionary)

It doesn't seem like it'd be that funny at first

...but replace the blood-curdeling dinosaur roars, over 70 seconds of it, and it starts to grow on you.

(thanks Presurfer)

Pac Man & Esoteric SF References.

Laughing Squid bubbles up twitter humor and obscure "you'd know what it is if you knew what it was" images.

Pacman joins Twitter:

San Francisco themed shirts... one of which I'm totally going to buy, I'm just not sure which one yet.

Bathtub V - Syndey Harbour

I will post everything Keith Loutit makes because it's (a) awesome and (b) reminds me of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood and Gumby in a strange way.

Bathtub V from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

Blog barf

I've been here all along, I've just been silent for a while.

Let start with Funny or Die.

Casual Sex Episode Three: Positions from Andrea Savage

Rob Riggle makes it awkward.

Great To See You Feat. Will Arnett, Amy Poehler, Peter Serafinowicz and Sarah Alexander - watch more funny videos

Will Arnett makes it awkward.

I.F.H. MONDAY'S from Nick Swardson

Nick Swardson makes it awkward.

SportsCenter Short: Talking Only Through Twitter

Hilarious video of someone who chooses to communicate only through Twitter for one day. I get the feeling that it would only work out like this if you were famous.

Jon Stewart Sums it All Up.

Jon Stewart explains in all of 10 seconds how we went from peace to torturing people during the Bush Regime. Watch this 3 minute clip of brilliance from last Wednesday's Daily Show.

How to Get Bacon at Burning Man on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

mmm... bacon.

Crackers: 1984 Movie about the Mission District in SF

Despite the lineup (Donald Sutherland & Sean Penn among others) this was borderline unbearable were it not for the fact that I recognized a few of the places and was able to find many of them using streetview. That said, it has everything you would want from an 80's movie based in the Mission district: hookers, voyerism, and Sean Penn with a ridiculously unexplainable southern accent.

90% of the movie takes place at 24th & Alabama

Streetview of the Pawn Shop location

(note the fresh fruit fruit market is still next door)

Dominguez Bakery makes an appearance at 14:30 and is still around.

I wouldn't recommend trying to watch this whole thing. It was pretty painful. That said, if you can tolerate it, there are great moments of 1980's hilarity.

Reporter blows serious chunks on TV

I couldn't help but watch this over and over. You knew it was coming from the title of this post, and yet you'll watch it anyway.

And then you'll watch it again to make sure it wasn't faked. And then once more for good measure. You sick bastard.

(thanks I have seen the whole of the internet)

All Ants are Chinese

At least that's what I concluded from this awesome video. All this talk about collective wills and Chinese walls. Freakin' commie ants.

Either that, or ants are martians. Their structures look like the cover of every 1940's pulp sci fi book I own, which is embarassingly many.

(thanks Presurfer)

Come back, daddy! Where are you going?

Another great post by My First Dictionary.

Luigi is tired of standing in Mario's shadow

I know how you feel, man. I've got an older brother, too. My response was also to take mushrooms.

Seriously though, I have no idea what's going on in Super Smash Bros. either.

(thanks Laughing Squid)