Dominos Massive Cover Up.

So, a couple of lazy ass, illiterate Dominos employees make a video about half-ass attempts to taint (pun intended) an order for delivery.

Personally, I've seen better.

But then the President of Dominos puts out a poorly scripted (but applaudingly fast) corporate response

He sounds really distroughts, but this reaction sounds more than a little rediculous. Felonies? Sanitized? Talk about throwing poor little Conover under the bus. Now where will those fine residents go for their pizza?

I read an article that mentioned how this story has 11 links on a Google search of Dominos. Really, I thought the true crime was that there wasn't a single link to play a game of dominos.

(thanks Viral Video)

Horror Film Meets Work Safety Video

This is like Scared Straight for industrial workers. Great special effects mixed in with people who have had shit chopped off by huge machines equals one disturbing video. That guy really should've known better than to calibrate when the lathe was running. I love that they use high-pitch violin music, monster growls, and excessive gore close-ups.

(thanks Viral Video)

This is the most impressive business card I've ever seen... it's mine

"Cheap, strathmore stock, 60 pounds."

"It doesn't fit in a rolodex because it doesn't belong in a rolodex"

"Life is not about being liked, it's about being effective"

"Crowds guaranteed" "You're kidding!"

(thanks Viral Video)

Flutter, the new Twitter, and soon to be replaced by Shttr

Now you can flap a twat and tweet a flut.

(thanks Viral Video)

"Open Mindedness" or "I'm bloody fed up with you people"

His lilting british accent makes the back-handed passive agressiveness sting a little more.

(thanks Viral Video)

The Shii - Now Featuring Suckend Life

Chauvinistic Dutch Bastards

(thanks Viral Video)