Showing posts with label funny or die. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny or die. Show all posts

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Blog barf

I've been here all along, I've just been silent for a while.

Let start with Funny or Die.

Rob Riggle makes it awkward.




Nick Swardson makes it awkward.


Wednesday, May 20, 2009

What a good father looks like

I only hope that I, too, can someday be as good a dad. Goddam rebellious babies.


...again with the disturbing first frame.

(thanks Funny or Die)

Monday, May 18, 2009

More Auto-Tune Pleeze!

I've posted these guys before, but I really like their work, and this is their newest video.


(thanks Funny or Die)

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Ryan, this is your future.

I promise to continue sharing everything related to death, metal, and death metal and dedicate it to Ryan.


(thanks Funny or Die)

VISA will eat your children.

Buy things now. Things good.

*Correction, VISA is a monster that feeds on human poverty, conformism and ignorance.
(Thanks Funny or Die)

Natalie Portman feels the power of Awkward.

You can't hide behind the dog, Natalie. Answer the questions!


Best "Between Two Ferns" yet!

(thanks Funny or Die)

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

What a Baby Fetishist looks like

As if being single and pregnant didn't make her enough of a whore, this one goes looking for sex. Well, I say she gets what she deserves. If she's going to creep out men with her life-bearing belly, some man has to step up and creep her out.
Mission accomplished.

(thanks Funny or Die)

(two sex posts in a row, for those paying attention)

Sunday, April 26, 2009

The Not-so-secret motivations of the Guitar player revealed

Well, as if we were being too subtle, this guy lays it out on the table. Favorite quotes are the first and the last:

"Why don't you help yourself with something, specifically in the refrigerator"
"Hey, what's that?" (slam.)

runner-up: "Maybe I'll mention The Notebook, cause girls seem to love that movie"

Sensitive - watch more funny videos

(thanks Funny or Die)

Like, we sometimes adapt our language to our needs, you know?

Is 'like' the virus of the English language? Maybe not, but that's no excuse for a person not having a diverse vocabulary. Anyone who thinks differently should be punched in the face, cause that's how we roll.

(thanks Funny or Die)

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Kermit the Frog gets a little Two Girls One Cup action

I always knew Kermit was a freak... hell, he hits on pigs, and they eat their own shit.
(thanks Funny or Die)

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Best Hair Metal Video Ever.

This video is so many things. A tribute to metal. A mockery of it. It has it's twists and turns and hot chicks and guitar solos. The Sarah Silverman finish could neither be predicted nor improved upon. Bottom line, the best.
(thanks Funny or Die)

Cuban Gynecologist, who is now Car Salesman

I don't know an actual cuban, but this is exactly what I imagine them to be like.

"Freedomize Explorer!"

(thanks Funny or Die)

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Slutz! Dolls - Now that's what I call parody.

At first you think they just playfully hate the Bratz dolls... then you realize the depths of thier disgust.

Monday, March 30, 2009

mmmm... Piss!

You know what you're walking when you start playing this video, but you can't help from squirming anyway.
"it's free, cause it comes out of your penis."

(the south side of) Sesame Street - Colors

Sesame Street gets thuggish in this respectable re-dub.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Wine Date


Wine Date - watch more funny videos

All the good ones are corked.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Cock Shot from invisibleengine

This is going to change the way you punch dicks.


Cock Shot - watch more funny videos