Now this is how you raise a child. Honesty. Brutal, terrifying honesty. In a way the child will understand, of course.

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FML

"Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML"

(thanks FML)

Six-Word Memoirs at SMITH Magazine

Interesting way to try to attempt to capture what can't be put into words in the first place. May as well keep it short.

Waiting to turn 50 to cry.
By mozymozart 3 months ago

Blindly in love; lost way home.
By aroy1984 24 hours ago

Touch my soy mocha and die.
By Litsa_Dremousis 1 day ago

He left. Sparked my personal D-Day.
By Beth_Carter 1 day ago

I got over my "Christian" Phase.

By Ryan_Best 1 day ago

Six-Word Memoirs at SMITH Magazine

Overheard in New York

This Is Not the New York Of Gossip Girl:

"Girl, as subway doors open: It smells like ass.
Guy: It's New York City, were you expecting sunshine and rainbows?

--Uptown F Train"